April 2, 2009

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ABOUT TODAY’S STRIP:
The guys are hanging out at the Pink Kitty Strip Club, you’ll be seeing this venue a lot as it is Bloop’s and Joe’s favorite place to be!  This strip was inspired by an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.  Odo was morphing his hand to open a door or some shit like that and I had the thought ‘hey, if he can morph his hand, he can morph his dick into anything he wants’.  Odo would be the ultimate fuck stud with the ability to make his dick fit any vagina (even the most whorishly sloppy one), move it around in any way or even make his dick ‘ribbed for her pleasure’.  Then of course my mind went to the dark side and I thought ‘ or he could make a porcupine dick and really fuck a poonanner up.  And to think he was constantly bitching like a little bitchy, bitcherton about how he was ‘different’.   Man, I wish I was Odo! 

JOE’S B(ullshit)LOG:
My wife kicked me out (again) and we are now ‘officially’ separated (again)!  Let the frenzy of creating new e-mail and date site accounts begin (again)!

COOL SHIT:
Today’s Cool Shit submission is a quote from one of my wife’s favorite authors:

“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.”
                            Jane Austen from
Pride and Prejudice.

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