NOTE:  If you want to view this series from the beginning, click PRIOR COMIC or go to comic number 235. November 21, 2009 in the Find A BLOOP Comic Archive in the upper right side bar.

ABOUT TODAY’S STRIP:
This is Part 2 where Joe loses his temper  also known as an impulse control problem.  Which in extreme cases, basically means you do what the fuck you want when the fuck you want without really stopping to consider the consequences! 

JOE’S B(ullshit)LOG:
Speaking of impulse control, I say not having ’some’ is a good thing – it keeps fuck holes in line!  They are actually surprised when they get that pop in the pie hole!  Unless your an extreme case where you pop your cap for no good reason, generally speaking somebody did something that merits a response - in the comic strip, the gnome pissed in Joe’s beer!  Now there are dumb asses out there who believe gnome ought to be able to do this and NOT expect to be killed – this is just crazy talk!  Sure being killed for pissing in a beer is a bit extreme but of the possible reactions one might have it is certainly one of them.  This is discussed in the beginning of the movie Pulp Fiction where John Travolta’s character makes the observation that Tony Rocky Horror ‘had to expect a reaction’.  Who goes and pisses in a beer and thinks nothing bad is gonna happen?  My wife for one.  She has this ultra, mega womanly sense of entitlement that she can do and say what ever she wants and nothing bad will happen.  I have proved this theory wrong on many occasions – often to the tune of my response being much worse than the original offense!   Some would say this is a method of control.  It may be for some but not for me.  If it were a control issue for me, I could control her.  No, no, no – for me it’s always a method of repayment!  Instant Karma if you will!!!

COOL SHIT:
For the foreseeable future the Cool Shit feature will be the draft of my new book BLOOP: Irreverent ‘Toon Tales!  If you have any suggestions and / or corrections feel free to e-mail me at: joe@bloopcomic.com(credit will be given to you in the end credits of the final published version – yippy!)

NOTE: The following post goes to another comic but I’m ‘parking’ it here for the time being! 

I will be posting new strips tomorrow!  For now here’s an old strip from the vault that you haven’t seen before!
This is one of my personal favorites!  In the 80’s, when I did this strip, safe sex was a major thing because of the AIDS scare and I was highly criticized for as one hippy granola chick put it, “setting safe sex back to the stone age”!  Personally, I refuse to use a condom as they do indeed suck!  I have banged more hole than your average bear and have never had so much as a case of crabs!

Speaking of the 80’s – I had this really great idea that I called ‘Pussy in a Can’ basically it was a latex pussy molded into a pop top can, pre-lubed and ready to go.  They of course have hand held latex pussies now but my idea is still unique in that mine are cheap and disposable – you would use it once or twice (five times max, LOL) and then throw it away – no fuss no muss!  And you could buy them in a six pack or as I would advertise it – a sex pack!  I am such a fucking genius!

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