ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE . . .¹
April Fools Day!  What a great day to launch a webcomic site!  Anyhoo, (and fuck you all – ‘anyhoo’ is funny no matter how 14 year old girlish it is) my name is Joe and welcome to my fucking webcomic site!  Yes, there will be cursing and ranting in addition to the strip but also lots of cool stuff!  Yes, I can’t spell for shit, my grammar is equivalent to a third grader, I over use exclamation points and those of you who actually give a shit about that are douches . . . but at least I don’t ramble on and on about my cat  or other such vaginal discharge type shit, such that you have to scroll down the screen reading mundane fluff until your fingers bleed!  The cursing, ranting and cool stuff will be concisely listed under each daily strip and organized into the following five topics:

1. NEWS FLASH! / NOTE:  This will contain quasi important stuff from time to time.
2. ABOUT TODAY’S STRIP:  Will contain facts and / or explanations about the days strip.
3. JOE’S B(ullshit)LOG:  My Bullshit Blog contains my personal daily journal and / or rant sessions.
4. COOL SHIT:  This is just a little extra bonus for you and will contain various things that I find cool.
5. LINKS:  Clickable links will be highlighted in blue.

Oh, one last thing – I am very politically incorrect!  I will most likely offend you somehow (and if I don’t, CONGRATULATIONS – your an asshole)!  Hell, sometimes I go back and read stuff I have posted in the past and offend myself.  So be warned and remember the immortal words of the great Berke Breathed (of Bloom County fame):

“There are no more Mark Twain’s!  Cartoonist are the last renegade commentators in society.”

¹ Written above the Gates of Hell – according to Dante Alighieri.

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